...If the badge runs red, move to the quarantine spa lounge for your decontamination massage. Remember, we value the comfort and safety of our personal here at space base 8. Have a nice day. What do you want, Cargo? I am busy here.
I'm here for my radiation badge, of course.
You? These things are expensive. why wast one on you?
Why? You just said why! You value the safety and comfort of the personnel! does that at all sound familiar?
Hmm. Perhaps I should get you a badge. We wouldn't want a radioactive monkey contaminating someone important. Here. If it turns red. blow yourself out an airlock.
