↓ TranscriptCargo: Test Rocket X to Space Base 8! Blast off was successful! What are your instructions? Aaron: Test Rocket X! You’re on Autopilot. We’ll make any adjustments from here by remote control. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptCargo: Space Base 8! Come in! Test Rocket X has crashed! Voice:Test Rocket X! Report! Was the crash test cargo fully destroyed? Cargo: You wanted to destroy the cargo? What is it? Voice: It’s a monkey.
↓ TranscriptVoice: Calm down. You knew the mission was risky when you took it. Cargo: Risky? YOu remote control crash landed a rocket I was piloting! Voice: That’s not true! We would never endanger a valuable pilot! Cargo: But you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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↓ TranscriptAaron: The Test Rocket X crash test monkey survived the crash landing. Cargo: that’s me! I’m stranded! Help! Boss: but the expected test outcome was total destruction of rocket and cargo! Cargo: Send a rescue rocket! Boss: well then,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptCargo: First I was deliberately crash landed on a distant planet… Then my stupid boss refused to rescue me! There is no way this could get any worse!
↓ TranscriptCargo: Listen, you idiot! Send a rescue rocket! The natives here are hostile! Darin: Native life? Procedure days to send a study team. A rocket will be there soon. Happy? Cargo: Ecstatic.
↓ TranscriptCargo: hHurry up with that rescue rocket! The natives are hostile and carnivorous! Darin: Carniverous? What makes you so sure? Cargo: Oh, call it an educated guess.
↓ TranscriptCargo: Please don’t eat me! I’m too young to die! Alien: What in the world are you talking about? You mean you’re not here for a grooming? Well, someone’s still paying for these bath salts!
↓ TranscriptAlien: Hey Zzork, this guy we’re bathing thinks we’re gonna cook and eat him! Zork: That’s hilarious! HA HA HA HA HA Alien: Ha ha ha eee…hee hee hee…wait…hee hee… wait… Ew. Okay. HA HA HA HA HA HA[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
