Little Milt
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King Zagzot: Behold our champion, Earthling warrior. It is against him that you will fight to the death!
Cargo: He's tiny! This will be a cinch!
King Zagzot: Now let the battle begin!
Cargo: AAAAAA There! I defeated your champion! Now I hereby spare his life!
King Zagzot: But why...
Cargo: Why? because I believe even the life of an enemy has value. Learn this and you may someday reach the moral heights that I have.
King Zagzot: No, I mean why did you clobber on Little Milt? I said this is our champion right here.
Cargo: He's tiny! This will be a cinch!
King Zagzot: Now let the battle begin!
Cargo: AAAAAA There! I defeated your champion! Now I hereby spare his life!
King Zagzot: But why...
Cargo: Why? because I believe even the life of an enemy has value. Learn this and you may someday reach the moral heights that I have.
King Zagzot: No, I mean why did you clobber on Little Milt? I said this is our champion right here.
The moral high-ground can be a treacherous hike…
Little Milt for President!
Little Milt looks like a bug-splat on the windshield!
what is all that liquid? Alien pee?
The downside of weekends — instead of waiting two days for the next installment — we have to wait three days. Something isn’t right about keeping us in anguish for so long. Like the current situation with Cargo, we can imagine dozens of possible outcomes and Dave always devises one that isn’t even on the RADAR!