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Cargo: This stupid experiment of yours has stranded me on a distant planet!
Radio Voice: If you don't like it thou can file a formal complaint.
Cargo: Ooh, I will! first thing after the rescue rocket comes and takes me home!
Radio Voice: Um... rescue rocket?